experiments/generate_email.rb
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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
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#
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# This script delivers a pile-o-test email to a local list.
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#
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# ** The list should first be configured to deliver to an additional
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# Maildir. **
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#
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# After an initial delivery run, you can generate test replies.
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#
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require 'mail'
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require 'faker'
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require 'pathname'
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abort "Usage: #{$0} send <listaddress> <message count>\n" +
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	"       #{$0} reply </path/to/maildir> <message count>" if ARGV.size < 3
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mode, list, count = ARGV
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SENDERS = count.to_i.times.each_with_object( [] ) do |i, acc|
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	acc << "%s %s <%s>" % [
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		Faker::Name.first_name,
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		Faker::Name.last_name,
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		Faker::Internet.safe_email
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	]
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end
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SUBJECTS = count.to_i.times.each_with_object( [] ) do |i, acc|
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	intro = if rand(3).zero?
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		"%s %s" % [
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			[ 'Trying to', 'How do I', 'Help -' ].sample,
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			Faker::Hacker.verb
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		]
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	else
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		Faker::Hacker.ingverb.capitalize
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	end
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	acc << "%s %s %s %s%s" % [
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		intro,
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		( rand(2).zero? ? Faker::Hacker.noun : Faker::Hacker.abbreviation ),
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		[ 'for a', 'on', 'on the', 'with some' ].sample,
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		Faker::Hacker.noun,
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		[ '?', '.', '?????'].sample
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	]
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end
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Mail.defaults { delivery_method :sendmail }
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case mode
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	when 'send'
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		until SENDERS.empty?
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			mail = Mail.new do
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				to      list
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				from    SENDERS.pop
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				subject SUBJECTS.pop
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				body    Faker::Hacker.say_something_smart
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			end
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			mail.deliver
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		end
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	when 'reply'
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		maildir = Pathname.new( list ) + 'new'
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		abort "%s doesn't exist." unless maildir.exist?
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		count.to_i.times do
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			orig = Mail.read( maildir.children.sample.to_s )
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			mail = Mail.new do
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				to          orig.to
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				from        SENDERS.sample
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				subject     "Re: %s" % [ orig.subject ]
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				body        Faker::Hacker.say_something_smart
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				in_reply_to "<%s>" % [ orig.message_id ]
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				references  "<%s>" % [ orig.message_id ]
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			end
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			mail.deliver
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		end
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end
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